oneheadtoanother:

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whitepeopletwitter:

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sandmandaddy69:

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berylian:

murielswedding:

clocked this entire website

a post from Facebook with the username and picture scribbled over reading "She claimed to be a "smol bean" but idk snorting an 8th and setting my house on fire seems like pretty large bean behaviour to me."ALT

snowdarkred:

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this is a review of a cookbook

podcastwizard:

rivertigo:

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

you just don’t get this kind of stuff on twitter

mornington-the-crescent:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

humans are the same

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somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

commandtower-solring-go:

the-doctored-pepper-deactivated:

space-arcanist:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and

frenzyarts:

daco-showman:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they’ve been cursed to live in water

Wet beast

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teashoesandhair:

musiccat1971:

peakingeveryday:

haystarrs-deactivated20200728:

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I once saw someone call this style of decor the ‘waiting room for your discount rhinoplasty consultation’ style and it’s stuck with me ever since

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