clocked this entire website
makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy
you just don’t get this kind of stuff on twitter
disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:
salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:
Actual roman epitaph for a dog
humans are the same
the-doctored-pepper-deactivated:
I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.
This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.
It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes
I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and
gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they’ve been cursed to live in water
Wet beast
haystarrs-deactivated20200728:
I once saw someone call this style of decor the ‘waiting room for your discount rhinoplasty consultation’ style and it’s stuck with me ever since